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Holiday Jokes you can share with anyone!
What did the salt say to the pepper? Season’s greetings
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Cause it Soots him!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So that he can Ho Ho Ho.
What did the ghost say to Santa? We'll have a boo Christmas without you!
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You'll get Tinselitis
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Cringle
A man goes to the Psychiatrist and says "Whats wrong with me , I'm afraid of Santa" and the psychiatrist says "You must be Claus-trophobic".
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws!
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither! Candles always burn shorter!
If Santa Claus had a father, was there a Grandfather Clause?
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away
And finally: What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbit ribbit"?
A mistle-"toad"!
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