The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.  As they went along, they passed some people who remarked "It was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding."  The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.  Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."  They decided they both would walk!  Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.  So they both rode the donkey!  Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey".  The boy and man said they we're probably right so they decided to carry the donkey.  As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

Management Lesson:
If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.

Thank you to Steve Susman, Pelican Pointe Homeowners Association, for this submission.