Community E-ssentials

December 2004 NUMBER 37   Volume 4 Issue 1  
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CONTENTS
Congratulations to the following Fall 2004 School of Association Leadership Graduates!
2005 Educational Courses
Case of the Month: Homebuyers Not Bound by Unconscionable Arbitration Clause
Just in Time for Holiday Greeting Cards...Complying With New USPS Mailbox Standards
Extra Money at the End of Year? How to Handle Surplus Association Funds
A Community Christmas Carol (Sort of)
Q & A
Happy Holidays!
A Community Christmas Carol (Sort of)

‘Twas weeks before Christmas, but in all areas common

The voices of residents already were hummin’

With gripes about what should be hung on the walls

Installed or removed from the floors and the halls

 

In one lobby corner, Mrs. Jones with great care,

Had placed a large Santa, inflated with air

A few feet away several elves vied for space

With symbols of Kwanzaa on a ledge draped with lace

 

On the opposite wall, a menorah gleamed brightly

Next to lights, red and green, blinking off and on nightly

“Peace to all!” a neon sign blazed with great feeling

‘Neath a sled swinging wildly from a rope on the ceiling

 

Wreaths by the score and tinsel abounding

Covered the hallways and areas surrounding

An Aluminum tree reached toward the sky

“A nice touch,” groaned Mr. Sims as he tried to squeeze by

 

The view from the outside wasn’t much better

In their own space, what restraint owners felt was unfettered

Bells, stars and lights of all styles and colors

Adorned building wall from one end to the other

 

While some balconies remained mercifully bare

Others groaned with the weight of decorations crammed there

As holiday baubles dangled intrusively

From areas set aside for owners’ uses exclusively

 

Wires hanging at odd angles from trees were wound

Creating fire hazards all over the grounds

The results were amazing, appalling, outlandish,

The situation, most agreed, was quite out-of-handish

 

Around the pool in the park Santa’s reindeer were huddling

Surrounded by board members, who clearly were struggling

To respond to the cries of residents’ voices

Raised in angry debate over decorative choices

 

“I think it’s just lovely,” Mrs. Jones was squealing

“It’s ugly!” Mr. Smith snapped, his ire ill concealing

“You have no Christmas spirit,” one owner snorted

“And you have no taste!” another retorted

 

“What to do, what to do,” the trustees were fretting

The growing discord had all of them sweating

When above the cacophony one voice sounded clearly

With advice and a plan this group needed dearly

 

“What’s required,” the voice said, “to end this commotion

Are some reasonable guidelines that will curb bizarre notions

You should encourage displays both humorous and pensive

Just make sure they’re not dangerous, annoying or offensive

 

“So off with the lights that twinkle all night

Disturbing the sleep of everyone in sight

 

Off too with the figures as tall as the doors

And away with the winter scenes crowding the floors

“Get rid of those pumpkins as long as you’re at it,

They’ve been here since last year and we’ve all about had it!

 

“But there’s no need to ban decorations completely

No need to make everyone mad,” the voice said sweetly

“You don’t have to play Scrooge, just set sensible limits

You can guide owners’ displays without dashing their spirits.

 

“Remember the season you’re celebrating here

The idea,” said the voice, “is to encourage good cheer

A sense of community, signs that we care

Respect for our differences and for values we share.”

 

With those final words the voice faded away

And we’ve never identified the source to this day

But the holidays since have arrived without strife

For keeping the peace, just a few rules suffice

 

Along with the message we all heard that night

From the voice that remained then and now out of sight

Happy holidays to all, may the memory of its reasons

Bring you peace, joy, and love in this and all seasons

 

by Nena Groskind

© eContentplus

 

Nena Groskind is vice president of eContentplus, which provides custom editorial content to a broad range of clients involved in real estate, financial services, law, and related fields.  This article appeared in the December issue of Condo Media, a publication of the Community Associations Institute of New England, and is reprinted with permission.
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