April 2, 2007
New Ubërcardioid Mic Allows Mixer to Hear Actors’ Thoughts

DH Technologies announced today the creation of an entirely new microphone pattern which allows the user to hear into a target’s brain. A visibly excited Orest Thompson, Chief of Operations, presented the Ubercardioid at the Lake Geneva Audio Conference. “This is an absolute revolution in sound recording, “declared Thompson, “to be able to peer at an actor’s innermost thoughts with, in the grand scheme of things, very minor discomfort.”


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