After two short months the couple that everyone thought would never last…hasn’t. James Wooster, 27, of Springfield and Marion Somerset, 28, of Jordan Peaks officially signed their divorce papers Saturday, putting an end to the seeming storybook marriage. The two met at a sound mixer mixer and a whirlwind romance ensued, culminating in a February marriage earlier this year. But somehow no one thought to check their recording kits.
“It’s tragic, really, and why we strongly encourage pre-marital counseling, “ commented Ron Patchogue, a local union representative, “Clearly, these two never should have been together. James records using the Aaton Cantar X, while Marion prefers the Zaxcom Deva V. Science has proven, time and again, there’s simply no way they could compatibly cohabit the same block, much less the same apartment. In fact, we’re starting to see research that suggests Cantar and Deva users may be entirely different species, who simply live by separate time codes and can no longer procreate with each other.”