Screenplays to Challenge the Shape of Your Mind

Screenplays to Challenge the Shape of Your Mind By Squareballs - a Kilt-Wearing, Mechanical Bull-Riding Writer

Friday, February 10, 2012	Issue 1	VOLUME 1 ISSUE 1

What Do You Think?

Is this a good way to Pitch? Simple and quick? Take your time to reflect. Consider. Analyze. And... try not to be a wise-ass.

	This sucks! And you're ugly dude. (please... I'm facially challenged... not ugly)
	Great! I'm interested. Where and when can we meet? ( that depends on if you can write a check that doesn't bounce up to the 3rd black hole from Uranus)
	Steve, Steven Speilberg here. I'm from Cincy too. We're homies. Let's do cheese coneys. I'm interested in all your ramblings.
	Squareballs? That has to hurt.
	Shave the legs!
	Not interested in your screenplays -- but who does your kilt?
	Where should I send the check(s) to?

See Results

Why Squareballs?
Award Winning Screenplays
by Steve Kayser

Yeah, I'm Squareballs. Maybe that's why I wear a kilt.

Award-winning screenplays you need to read by a geometrically challenged, kilt-wearing, cigar smoking, mechanical bull-riding screenwriter in Cincinnati. What's a matter... you never seen a screenwriter in a kilt?
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ACCEPTANCE BRIDGE
Heart of ROCKY - Cherubic innocence of GUMP -
by Steve Kayser

A heart-rending journey of redemption, acceptance and spiritual rebirth.

One is living a nightmare. Crippled. Disfigured. Ruined for life in a questionable accident, he searches for answers. The other? A 14-year-old deaf boy whose only dream is to make the basketball team. The answers to the nightmare are found in the pursuit of the basketball dream. A heart-rending journey plays out against the backdrop of acceptance, redemption and spiritual rebirth.
[FULL STORY]

WILD RIDE
by Steve Kayser

An experiment to electromagnetically tap the Sun's power goes awry, triggering the long prophesied apocalyptic terrestrial Pole Shift.
[FULL STORY]

THE GOD VIRUS
Holy Grail or Holy Hell?
by Steve Kayser

What would happen if someone invented a device that could cure all disease? Maybe someone already has... again.

[FULL STORY]

WHILE GOD WAS SLEEPING
by John Tuft

An American nurse determined to change conditions in a third world country falls in love. One problem. It's 1994. In Rwanda. She finds herself in the middle of the Rwandan Massacre. It boils down to love... or survival.
[FULL STORY]

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