Screenplays to Challenge the Shape of Your Mind

Screenplays to Challenge the Shape of Your Mind By Squareballs - a Kilt-Wearing, Mechanical Bull-Riding Writer

Monday, November 23, 2009	Issue 1	VOLUME 1 ISSUE 1

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Is this a good way to Pitch? Simple and quick? Take your time to reflect. Consider. Analyze. And... try not to be a wise-ass.

	This sucks! And you're ugly dude. (please... I'm facially challenged... not ugly)
	Great! I'm interested. Where and when can we meet? ( that depends on if you can write a check that doesn't bounce up to the 3rd black hole from Uranus)
	Steve, Steven Speilberg here. I'm from Cincy too. We're homies. Let's do cheese coneys. I'm interested in all your ramblings.
	Squareballs? That has to hurt.
	Shave the legs!
	Not interested in your screenplays -- but who does your kilt?
	Where should I send the check(s) to?

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June 30, 2003
Why Squareballs?
Award Winning Screenplays
by Steve Kayser

Award-winning screenplays you need to read by a geometrically challenged, kilt-wearing, cigar smoking, mechanical bull-riding screenwriter in Cincinnati. What's a matter... you never seen a screenwriter in a kilt?
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